Stats

Every gameweek replayed as one big round where all 12 clubs face each other. Scoring alone decides it, so the gap against the real table is luck.

Club	All-play	Share	Expected	Actual	Luck
Groß Misconduct	61‑15‑1	79%	5.5	4	-1.5
Full Metal Jacquets	50‑26‑1	65%	4.5	4	-0.5
Myles Ahead	49‑28‑0	64%	4.5	6	+1.5
Saka potatoes	43‑34‑0	56%	3.9	3	-0.9
Weinberg United	42‑34‑1	55%	3.8	4	+0.2
Eric and the Matoho's	39‑37‑1	51%	3.5	4	+0.5
Ozi11	34‑42‑1	44%	3.1	4	+0.9
Expected Toulouse	32‑45‑0	42%	2.9	2	-0.9
Timberwolves	32‑45‑0	42%	2.9	2	-0.9
The Arteta of War	31‑46‑0	40%	2.8	3	+0.2
Adama Weinbergè	27‑50‑0	35%	2.5	2	-0.5
Ed Edd N’ketiah	19‑57‑1	25%	1.7	3	+1.3

Nobody blinked on a goalkeeper until pick 100, when Full Metal Jacquets took David Raya.

Trips to the waiver wire, against how much real football the squad actually played. A manager can be busy and still field players who never get on the pitch.

Club	Claims	Drops	Trades	Minutes	Starts	Wasted
Saka potatoes	26	23	1	7,166	91	3
Eric and the Matoho's	24	23	0	6,937	90	5
The Arteta of War	19	18	0	7,122	91	2
Adama Weinbergè	14	13	0	6,515	81	3
Full Metal Jacquets	12	11	0	6,320	80	3
Ozi11	12	11	0	7,040	85	3
Myles Ahead	11	10	0	7,313	91	3
Ed Edd N’ketiah	10	9	1	6,898	89	2
Weinberg United	10	9	0	5,984	80	8
Timberwolves	6	5	0	5,906	77	5
Groß Misconduct	5	4	0	7,393	90	2
Expected Toulouse	4	3	0	6,258	80	3

Each side is judged on consequences: the points the players he received went on to score for him, less the points the players he gave away scored elsewhere. Only gameweeks after the trade count.

• Gameweek 5 / 12 Sep 2026

  Ed Edd N’ketiah -4.0

  in: Maxence Lacroix (14.0)

  out: Adam Wharton (18.0)

  Saka potatoes +4.0

  in: Adam Wharton (18.0)

  out: Maxence Lacroix (14.0)