Stats

Chana Shana Shwartz Shield

The all-play table

Fixtures removed

Every gameweek replayed as one big round where all 12 clubs face each other. Scoring alone decides it, so the gap against the real table is luck.

Club	All-play	Share	Expected	Actual	Luck
Slotted	257‑159‑2	61%	23.4	22	-1.4
Full Metal Jacquets	246‑170‑2	59%	22.4	21	-1.4
Eric and the Matoho's	237‑180‑1	57%	21.5	25	+3.5
Weinberg United	231‑185‑2	55%	21.0	22	+1.0
Adama Weinbergè	229‑189‑0	55%	20.8	19	-1.8
Super Saiyan Gyoku	225‑192‑1	54%	20.5	17	-3.5
Casting Crouch	217‑201‑0	52%	19.7	23	+3.3
Expected Toulouse	205‑211‑2	49%	18.6	19	+0.4
Ozi11	184‑234‑0	44%	16.7	16	-0.7
FATGEYSER	171‑243‑4	41%	15.5	16	+0.5
Canceló Culture	162‑256‑0	39%	14.7	15	+0.3
Cunha Handle It	136‑280‑2	33%	12.4	12	-0.4

Riding their luck

Eric and the Matoho's

+3.5 wins above expected

Robbed

Super Saiyan Gyoku

-3.5 wins below expected

The draft

162 picks / 91m 18s / 34s a pick

Longest agonising

11m 11s FATGEYSER took Mathys Tel
2m 27s Cunha Handle It took Jorrel Hato
1m 50s Cunha Handle It took Valentino Livramento
1m 41s Cunha Handle It took Mohammed Kudus

Snap decisions

3s Adama Weinbergè took Dan Ndoye
4s Weinberg United took Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall
5s Eric and the Matoho's took Daniel James
5s Weinberg United took Bruno Fernandes

Nobody blinked on a goalkeeper until pick 86, when Ozi11 took Alisson Becker.

Where the room piled in

ARS 18
CHE 13
LIV 13
TOT 13
MCI 12
MUN 11
NEW 11
NOT 11

Who is awake

Market moves and playing time

Trips to the waiver wire, against how much real football the squad actually played. A manager can be busy and still field players who never get on the pitch.

Club	Claims	Drops	Trades	Minutes	Starts	Wasted
Slotted	4	5	1	1,758	22	0
FATGEYSER	3	3	0	1,860	25	0
Casting Crouch	3	3	0	2,028	26	0
Super Saiyan Gyoku	2	2	1	2,108	25	0
Adama Weinbergè	1	0	1	1,411	19	0
Cunha Handle It	1	0	1	1,536	20	0
Full Metal Jacquets	1	1	5	1,367	17	2
Ozi11	1	1	2	2,127	26	0
Canceló Culture	1	2	4	1,585	21	1
Expected Toulouse	1	1	0	1,515	20	1
Eric and the Matoho's	0	0	0	1,462	18	3
Weinberg United	0	0	0	1,649	20	1

Never off the waiver wire

Slotted

4 claims

Set and forgot it

Eric and the Matoho's

0 claims

Best free finds — nobody drafted these

Timothy Castagne FUL 28.5
William Osula NEW 27.0
Mateus Fernandes TOT 24.5
Karl Darlow MUN 23.8
Emiliano Buendia AVL 22.0
Nick Woltemade NEW 21.0

Who won the trade

8 trades

Each side is judged on consequences: the points the players he received went on to score for him, less the points the players he gave away scored elsewhere. Only gameweeks after the trade count.

Gameweek 31 / 20 Mar 2026

Full Metal Jacquets +9.0

in: Rio Ngumoha (9.0)

out: Kaoru Mitoma (0.0)

Super Saiyan Gyoku -9.0

in: Kaoru Mitoma (0.0)

out: Rio Ngumoha (9.0)
Gameweek 15 / 5 Dec 2025

Canceló Culture -3.5

in: Mikel Merino (0.0)

out: Joao Pedro (3.5)

Full Metal Jacquets +3.5

in: Joao Pedro (3.5)

out: Mikel Merino (0.0)
Gameweek 12 / 20 Nov 2025

Canceló Culture 0.0

in: Nick Woltemade (0.0)

out: Jean-Philippe Mateta (0.0)

Ozi11 0.0

in: Jean-Philippe Mateta (0.0)

out: Nick Woltemade (0.0)
Gameweek 6 / 27 Sep 2025

Super Saiyan Gyoku 0.0

out: Estevao (0.0)

Cunha Handle It 0.0

in: Estevao (0.0)
Gameweek 6 / 25 Sep 2025

Adama Weinbergè 0.0

in: Trai Hume (0.0)

out: Kaoru Mitoma and Evanilson (0.0)

Full Metal Jacquets 0.0

in: Kaoru Mitoma and Evanilson (0.0)

out: Trai Hume (0.0)
Gameweek 6 / 22 Sep 2025

Ozi11 -26.5

in: Elliot Anderson (34.0)

out: Ollie Watkins (60.5)

Slotted +26.5

in: Ollie Watkins (60.5)

out: Elliot Anderson (34.0)
Gameweek 4 / 9 Sep 2025

Canceló Culture 0.0

in: John McGinn (0.0)

out: Josko Gvardiol (0.0)

Full Metal Jacquets 0.0

in: Josko Gvardiol (0.0)

out: John McGinn (0.0)
Gameweek 3 / 29 Aug 2025

Slotted 0.0

out: Alejandro Garnacho (0.0)

Canceló Culture 0.0

in: Alejandro Garnacho (0.0)