Stats

Chana Shana Shwartz Shield

The all-play table

Fixtures removed

Every gameweek replayed as one big round where all 12 clubs face each other. Scoring alone decides it, so the gap against the real table is luck.

Club	All-play	Share	Expected	Actual	Luck
Szoboszblaai	291‑126‑1	70%	26.5	23	-3.5
G-Squad	260‑158‑0	62%	23.6	22	-1.6
Weinberg United	249‑165‑4	60%	22.6	26	+3.4
Dawgs on Drogs	226‑190‑2	54%	20.5	19	-1.5
Its football not Saka	225‑193‑0	54%	20.5	21	+0.5
Jonty Stones	201‑215‑2	48%	18.3	16	-2.3
Adama Weinbergè	198‑219‑1	47%	18.0	16	-2.0
Alisson's Pecker	195‑221‑2	47%	17.7	15	-2.7
Nkunkumber	188‑229‑1	45%	17.1	20	+2.9
Eric and the Matoho's	178‑240‑0	43%	16.2	16	-0.2
Canceló Culture	145‑272‑1	35%	13.2	14	+0.8
Expected Toulouse	143‑271‑4	34%	13.0	20	+7.0

Riding their luck

Expected Toulouse

+7.0 wins above expected

Robbed

Szoboszblaai

-3.5 wins below expected

The draft

114 picks / 83m 7s / 44s a pick

Longest agonising

4m 6s Szoboszblaai took Milos Kerkez
3m 10s Alisson's Pecker took Dominic Solanke
2m 51s Jonty Stones took Youri Tielemans
2m 33s Alisson's Pecker took Jack Grealish

Snap decisions

4s Weinberg United took Gabriel Jesus
4s Canceló Culture took Josko Gvardiol
4s Weinberg United took Declan Rice
4s G-Squad took Enzo Fernandez

Nobody blinked on a goalkeeper until pick 101, when Dawgs on Drogs took Nick Pope.

Where the room piled in

ARS 15
NEW 12
AVL 11
TOT 10
MUN 9
CHE 8
LIV 8
MCI 8

Who is awake

Market moves and playing time

Trips to the waiver wire, against how much real football the squad actually played. A manager can be busy and still field players who never get on the pitch.

Club	Claims	Drops	Trades	Minutes	Starts
G-Squad	2	4	2	2,365	30
Szoboszblaai	2	1	0	1,577	19
Jonty Stones	2	3	1	1,117	16
Eric and the Matoho's	1	2	0	1,474	18
Expected Toulouse	1	2	0	906	13
Nkunkumber	1	1	0	2,029	26
Its football not Saka	0	0	0	1,240	18
Weinberg United	0	0	1	1,499	16
Adama Weinbergè	0	0	0	1,611	19
Alisson's Pecker	0	1	0	1,505	17
Canceló Culture	0	0	1	853	12
Dawgs on Drogs	0	0	0	1,770	21

Never off the waiver wire

G-Squad

2 claims

Set and forgot it

Its football not Saka

0 claims

Best free finds — nobody drafted these

Jean-Philippe Mateta CRY 61.5
Daniel Munoz NOT 35.3
Kobbie Mainoo MUN 34.0
Jeremy Doku MCI 31.5
Mohammed Kudus TOT 29.5
Chris Wood NOT 29.5

Who won the trade

5 trades

Each side is judged on consequences: the points the players he received went on to score for him, less the points the players he gave away scored elsewhere. Only gameweeks after the trade count.

Gameweek 27 / 2 Mar 2024

Szoboszblaai -25.5

out: Kai Havertz (25.5)

Canceló Culture +25.5

in: Kai Havertz (25.5)
Gameweek 14 / 2 Dec 2023

G-Squad 0.0

in: Chiedozie Ogbene (0.0)

out: Enzo Fernandez (0.0)

Jonty Stones 0.0

in: Enzo Fernandez (0.0)

out: Chiedozie Ogbene (0.0)
Gameweek 14 / 29 Nov 2023

Canceló Culture -59.0

out: Phil Foden (59.0)

G-Squad +59.0

in: Phil Foden (59.0)
Gameweek 12 / 10 Nov 2023
Gameweek 10 / 22 Oct 2023

Adama Weinbergè 0.0

out: Reece James (0.0)

Weinberg United 0.0

in: Reece James (0.0)