Stats
Chana Shana Shwartz Shield
The all-play table
Fixtures removed
Every gameweek replayed as one big round where all 12 clubs face each other. Scoring alone decides it, so the gap against the real table is luck.
| Club | All-play | Share | Expected | Actual | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rhythm of Van Dijk | 282‑134‑2 | 67% | 25.6 | 27 | +1.4 |
| Gallagher’s Army | 250‑166‑2 | 60% | 22.7 | 25 | +2.3 |
| Weinberg United | 247‑170‑1 | 59% | 22.5 | 25 | +2.5 |
| Gwijo Squad | 234‑184‑0 | 56% | 21.3 | 21 | -0.3 |
| A Team Has No Name | 224‑193‑1 | 54% | 20.4 | 20 | -0.4 |
| Ghoddos of War | 215‑202‑1 | 51% | 19.5 | 20 | +0.5 |
| Its football not Saka | 199‑218‑1 | 48% | 18.1 | 18 | -0.1 |
| Boer soek n vrou | 186‑230‑2 | 44% | 16.9 | 16 | -0.9 |
| Mane makes the world | 183‑235‑0 | 44% | 16.6 | 15 | -1.6 |
| Eric and the Matoho's | 167‑249‑2 | 40% | 15.2 | 15 | -0.2 |
| Norfolk and Chance | 158‑260‑0 | 38% | 14.4 | 11 | -3.4 |
| Michael Co-Owen | 157‑261‑0 | 38% | 14.3 | 15 | +0.7 |
Riding their luck
Weinberg United
+2.5 wins above expected
Robbed
Norfolk and Chance
-3.4 wins below expected
The draft
59 picks / 92m 19s / 1m 36s a pick
Longest agonising
- 31m 49s A Team Has No Name took Ismaila Sarr
- 14m 11s A Team Has No Name took Gabriel Jesus
- 9m 20s Boer soek n vrou took Marcus Rashford
- 7m 11s A Team Has No Name took Ezri Konsa
Snap decisions
- -1632s Rhythm of Van Dijk took Declan Rice
- -622s Gwijo Squad took Josh Dasilva
- -258s Eric and the Matoho's took Jordan Pickford
- 4s Michael Co-Owen took Eberechi Eze
Nobody blinked on a goalkeeper until pick 60, when Gwijo Squad took Emiliano Martinez.
Where the room piled in
- ARS 10
- AVL 7
- MUN 7
- CHE 4
- CRY 4
- EVE 4
- BRF 3
- LIV 3
Who is awake
Market moves and playing time
Trips to the waiver wire, against how much real football the squad actually played. A manager can be busy and still field players who never get on the pitch.
| Club | Claims | Drops | Trades | Minutes | Starts | Wasted |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Boer soek n vrou | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1,153 | 16 | 1 |
| Rhythm of Van Dijk | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1,230 | 16 | 0 |
| A Team Has No Name | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1,189 | 17 | 1 |
| Gallagher’s Army | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1,099 | 13 | 0 |
| Its football not Saka | 1 | 0 | 0 | 887 | 12 | 0 |
| Weinberg United | 1 | 2 | 0 | 871 | 12 | 0 |
| Gwijo Squad | 0 | 0 | 2 | 600 | 7 | 1 |
| Eric and the Matoho's | 0 | 0 | 0 | 521 | 6 | 1 |
| Ghoddos of War | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1,202 | 13 | 0 |
| Michael Co-Owen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 267 | 3 | 2 |
| Mane makes the world | 0 | 0 | 0 | 697 | 11 | 2 |
| Norfolk and Chance | 0 | 0 | 0 | 270 | 5 | 0 |
Never off the waiver wire
Boer soek n vrou
2 claims
Set and forgot it
Gwijo Squad
0 claims
Best free finds — nobody drafted these
- Rodrigo Bentancur TOT 35.5
- Dejan Kulusevski TOT 33.0
- Martin Odegaard ARS 32.5
- Rayan Ait-Nouri MCI 26.3
- Bruno Guimaraes ARS 26.0
- Martin Dubravka TOT 24.3
Who won the trade
8 trades
Each side is judged on consequences: the points the players he received went on to score for him, less the points the players he gave away scored elsewhere. Only gameweeks after the trade count.
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Gameweek 24 /
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Gameweek 11 /
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Gameweek 6 /
Its football not Saka 0.0out: Aaron Wan-Bissaka (0.0)
Gwijo Squad 0.0in: Aaron Wan-Bissaka (0.0)
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Gameweek 4 /
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Gameweek 4 /
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Gameweek 3 /
Norfolk and Chance 0.0out: Emile Smith Rowe (0.0)
Gwijo Squad 0.0in: Emile Smith Rowe (0.0)
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Gameweek 3 /
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Gameweek 2 /