Stats
Chana Shana Shwartz Shield
The all-play table
Fixtures removed
Every gameweek replayed as one big round where all 12 clubs face each other. Scoring alone decides it, so the gap against the real table is luck.
| Club | All-play | Share | Expected | Actual | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Klopp's Komrades | 267‑151‑0 | 64% | 24.3 | 21 | -3.3 |
| Weinberg United | 266‑151‑1 | 64% | 24.2 | 22 | -2.2 |
| Custard Incident | 259‑159‑0 | 62% | 23.5 | 25 | +1.5 |
| Oatso Eze | 240‑177‑1 | 57% | 21.8 | 26 | +4.2 |
| COVID-11 | 230‑188‑0 | 55% | 20.9 | 24 | +3.1 |
| Things can only get bekker | 202‑215‑1 | 48% | 18.4 | 18 | -0.4 |
| Michael Co-Owen | 201‑217‑0 | 48% | 18.3 | 19 | +0.7 |
| Crystal Meth F.C | 184‑232‑2 | 44% | 16.7 | 16 | -0.7 |
| Settlers of Zlatan | 182‑235‑1 | 44% | 16.5 | 14 | -2.5 |
| Eric and the Matoho's | 182‑236‑0 | 44% | 16.5 | 19 | +2.5 |
| Kasper Nyovest | 170‑247‑1 | 41% | 15.5 | 14 | -1.5 |
| Shapalapa FC | 121‑296‑1 | 29% | 11.0 | 10 | -1.0 |
Riding their luck
Oatso Eze
+4.2 wins above expected
Robbed
Klopp's Komrades
-3.3 wins below expected
The draft
51 picks / 91m 7s / 1m 49s a pick
Longest agonising
- 6m 21s Settlers of Zlatan took Bernd Leno
- 5m 53s Kasper Nyovest took Tammy Abraham
- 4m 40s Things can only get bekker took Eddie Nketiah
- 4m 29s Shapalapa FC took Gabriel Jesus
Snap decisions
- -30s COVID-11 took William Saliba
- 5s Weinberg United took Nick Pope
- 8s Oatso Eze took Harry Maguire
- 22s Klopp's Komrades took James Maddison
Nobody blinked on a goalkeeper until pick 58, when Things can only get bekker took Alisson Becker.
Where the room piled in
- ARS 8
- MUN 6
- AVL 5
- NEW 4
- TOT 4
- CRY 3
- EVE 3
- HUL 3
Who is awake
Market moves and playing time
Trips to the waiver wire, against how much real football the squad actually played. A manager can be busy and still field players who never get on the pitch.
| Club | Claims | Drops | Trades | Minutes | Starts | Wasted |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Co-Owen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 949 | 11 | 0 |
| Shapalapa FC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 803 | 10 | 0 |
| Weinberg United | 1 | 1 | 0 | 726 | 8 | 1 |
| Oatso Eze | 1 | 1 | 1 | 522 | 6 | 1 |
| Settlers of Zlatan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 545 | 9 | 0 |
| COVID-11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 360 | 4 | 2 |
| Crystal Meth F.C | 0 | 0 | 1 | 649 | 7 | 0 |
| Custard Incident | 0 | 0 | 1 | 325 | 4 | 0 |
| Eric and the Matoho's | 0 | 0 | 0 | 181 | 2 | 4 |
| Kasper Nyovest | 0 | 1 | 1 | 524 | 7 | 1 |
| Klopp's Komrades | 0 | 0 | 0 | 658 | 10 | 0 |
| Things can only get bekker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 617 | 9 | 0 |
Never off the waiver wire
Michael Co-Owen
2 claims
Set and forgot it
COVID-11
0 claims
Best free finds — nobody drafted these
- Joe Willock NEW 40.0
- Martin Odegaard ARS 27.5
- Ollie Watkins AVL 22.0
- Martin Dubravka TOT 20.3
- Anthony Elanga NEW 18.5
- Dan Burn NEW 16.3
Who won the trade
8 trades
Each side is judged on consequences: the points the players he received went on to score for him, less the points the players he gave away scored elsewhere. Only gameweeks after the trade count.
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Gameweek 36 /
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Gameweek 35 /
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Gameweek 35 /
Custard Incident -1.5out: Wesley Fofana (1.5)
Kasper Nyovest +1.5in: Wesley Fofana (1.5)
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Gameweek 24 /
Michael Co-Owen 0.0out: Kai Havertz (0.0)
Oatso Eze 0.0in: Kai Havertz (0.0)
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Gameweek 11 /
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Gameweek 7 /
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Gameweek 7 /
Oatso Eze -22.0out: Ollie Watkins (22.0)
Custard Incident +22.0in: Ollie Watkins (22.0)
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Gameweek 4 /
Klopp's Komrades 0.0out: Callum Wilson (0.0)
Crystal Meth F.C 0.0in: Callum Wilson (0.0)