Stats
Chana Shana Shwartz Shield
The all-play table
Fixtures removed
Every gameweek replayed as one big round where all 12 clubs face each other. Scoring alone decides it, so the gap against the real table is luck.
| Club | All-play | Share | Expected | Actual | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Custard Incident Football Club | 299‑119‑0 | 72% | 27.2 | 27 | -0.2 |
| 2-bissaka | 256‑162‑0 | 61% | 23.3 | 24 | +0.7 |
| Weinberg United | 249‑168‑1 | 60% | 22.6 | 25 | +2.4 |
| Eric and the Matoho's | 236‑182‑0 | 56% | 21.5 | 23 | +1.5 |
| Things can only get bekker | 228‑188‑2 | 55% | 20.7 | 17 | -3.7 |
| Allen Saint-Germain F.C. | 214‑201‑3 | 51% | 19.5 | 19 | -0.5 |
| Corner taken quickly, Origi!!! | 213‑205‑0 | 51% | 19.4 | 22 | +2.6 |
| Vardy Barmi | 177‑240‑1 | 42% | 16.1 | 17 | +0.9 |
| Kasper Nyovest | 175‑242‑1 | 42% | 15.9 | 16 | +0.1 |
| Pukkimon XI | 170‑244‑4 | 41% | 15.5 | 14 | -1.5 |
| Incognito | 160‑258‑0 | 38% | 14.5 | 13 | -1.5 |
| SamWitwicky | 125‑293‑0 | 30% | 11.4 | 10 | -1.4 |
Riding their luck
Corner taken quickly, Origi!!!
+2.6 wins above expected
Robbed
Things can only get bekker
-3.7 wins below expected
The draft
46 picks / 101m 2s / 2m 15s a pick
Longest agonising
- 21m 20s Vardy Barmi took Tyrone Mings
- 10m 57s SamWitwicky took Adam Smith
- 10m 6s SamWitwicky took Lewis Dunk
- 9m 59s Vardy Barmi took Alex Iwobi
Snap decisions
- -447s Weinberg United took Mason Mount
- -441s 2-bissaka took Max Aarons
- -412s Kasper Nyovest took Victor Lindelof
- -4s Vardy Barmi took Emiliano Buendia
Nobody blinked on a goalkeeper until pick 77, when Things can only get bekker took Alisson Becker.
Where the room piled in
- AVL 7
- MUN 6
- EVE 4
- TOT 4
- ARS 3
- BOU 3
- CRY 3
- LIV 3
Who is awake
Market moves and playing time
Trips to the waiver wire, against how much real football the squad actually played. A manager can be busy and still field players who never get on the pitch.
| Club | Claims | Drops | Trades | Minutes | Starts | Wasted |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Custard Incident Football Club | 2 | 1 | 2 | 696 | 10 | 0 |
| Eric and the Matoho's | 1 | 0 | 0 | 462 | 5 | 0 |
| Corner taken quickly, Origi!!! | 1 | 0 | 1 | 997 | 13 | 0 |
| Weinberg United | 1 | 2 | 0 | 860 | 12 | 0 |
| Incognito | 0 | 0 | 0 | 354 | 4 | 0 |
| 2-bissaka | 0 | 1 | 0 | 360 | 4 | 0 |
| Allen Saint-Germain F.C. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 664 | 7 | 0 |
| Kasper Nyovest | 0 | 0 | 1 | 348 | 4 | 0 |
| Pukkimon XI | 0 | 0 | 1 | 758 | 8 | 0 |
| SamWitwicky | 0 | 0 | 0 | 270 | 3 | 0 |
| Things can only get bekker | 0 | 1 | 0 | 234 | 4 | 1 |
| Vardy Barmi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 3 | 0 |
Never off the waiver wire
Custard Incident Football Club
2 claims
Set and forgot it
Incognito
0 claims
Best free finds — nobody drafted these
- Reece James CHE 27.8
- Phil Foden MCI 26.0
- Danny Welbeck CHE 25.0
- Ismaila Sarr CRY 24.5
- Bruno Fernandes MUN 15.0
- Martin Dubravka TOT 14.3
Who won the trade
9 trades
Each side is judged on consequences: the points the players he received went on to score for him, less the points the players he gave away scored elsewhere. Only gameweeks after the trade count.
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Gameweek 28 /
Allen Saint-Germain F.C. -18.5out: Aaron Wan-Bissaka (18.5)
Corner taken quickly, Origi!!! +18.5in: Aaron Wan-Bissaka (18.5)
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Gameweek 22 /
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Gameweek 22 /
Custard Incident Football Club +28.8in: Andrew Robertson (28.8)
out: Tammy Abraham (0.0)
Pukkimon XI -28.8out: Andrew Robertson (28.8)
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Gameweek 22 /
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Gameweek 14 /
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Gameweek 14 /
Custard Incident Football Club -17.8in: Youri Tielemans (0.0)
out: Virgil van Dijk (17.8)
Pukkimon XI +17.8in: Virgil van Dijk (17.8)
out: Youri Tielemans (0.0)
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Gameweek 10 /
Corner taken quickly, Origi!!! -2.0out: Pascal Gross (2.0)
Kasper Nyovest +2.0in: Pascal Gross (2.0)
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Gameweek 6 /
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Gameweek 3 /